A Parrot's Bill Of Rights

SPEAK MY 'LANGUAGE'
You get upset with me when i knock over my water bowl, when i
throw my food a round and when i scream, and pluck my feathers.
I don't do all these to annoy you ,am probably trying to tell you something
{perhaps that i am hurting or i am lonely or i am sad}. To speak my {body}
language. Remember i am alone, of all creatures on this planet learn to speak yours!!
SEE ME AS AN INDIVIDUAL.
I am unique and feeling being. No two of us are alike, please do not be
to disappointed in me if i do not talk like you wanted, or i can not do the
tricks that your friend's parrot can do.If you pay very close attention to me
i will show you a unique being who will give you so much more then talking and
playing.Please give me a chance so i can show you who i am, i think you will find
the effort well worth it. Remember i am not a ornament, i do not enhance any living room.
I am not a status symbol, if you use me as one.I just might take a nip at your up-turned nose!!!